WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY. ALL ARE WELCOME.
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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9 comments:
Well, I looked at these and realised that I fail quite a number of them, even though I'm a woman!
But the best one is the toilet roll. It really is quite a complex task squeezing that spring in the holder to release it. It calls for at least a two-year diploma course...
Yeh, between you and me, I'm not that domesticated either, but I found that and posted it for fun. Incidentally I seem to be the only one who changes the toilet roll at work too - clearly the Scottish Prison Service is neglecting to teach its officers that particular technique... Perhaps the trainers haven't done the qualification.
On t'other hand, my husband fortunately likes hoovering - the kids call it daddy's hoover, so that saves me that chore. He can cook and manage the finances too, so I plan to keep him, even though he hasn't grasped sorting whites from coloureds and has to be banned from the washing machine.
Vive la difference, I say.
Fortunately, I learned how to handle the washing machine at 13, when my mom went back to work. It came in as a useful skill when I went away to college, as I was the only one of my male dorm colleagues that knew how to do a wash clothes properly. I had to teach them all......Needless to say, the girls on the floor were impressed.
It's like I told the guys on my floor: the way to a woman's heart is through the spin cycle.....;-)
I don't want a shopping companion, I'd rather stay in the garden, if I have to go, its alone and for things for me!!
Can I sign up mine please.
Ta.
That was funny. A good way to start the day.
Now, Now - you've stereotyped all men. My feelings are hurt ;-)
Most enjoyable. It puts me in mind of a cartoon I once saw where a man was talking to a counsellor.
"She expects me to remember things just because they're important."
Totally correct - I'm like all those things!
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