Did you know there is a "lazy bloggers' post generator"?
Here's what I came up with:
Goodness gracious, I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Seriously!.
I am distracted with only your readership as life preserver, selling my soul to Google, just generally being of great concern to my psychologist, my day drifts aimlessly from sun-up to well after sun-down. I am avoiding recapture. Can't they see I am blogging?
I probably I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Peace! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..