My colleague Tom across the pond in the US of A has a funny post here.
Incidentally, on the subject of Noah's Ark, can I recommend the film "Evan Almighty" to anyone who hasn't seen it. There aren't all that many films our kids watch that I truly enjoy once, let alone watch again and again as they're prone to do. This was one of the exceptions.
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