You can buy anything on the internet. I don't mean female torsos, I mean the teeshirt. I think this is so incredibly cheesy it might just work really well as an ice-breaker at work. If I decide to get one I'll let you know how wearing it works out.
Next week or the week after I'll be wearing a special teeshirt at work. I'll explain more in due course.
On a more serious note, I'm off to watch the end of the film about Pierrepoint the executioner. Cheery stuff. I'm so thankful we don't have hangings or any other form of execution in this country nowadays.