Wow! Get Out of Jail Free "lounge pants" are available online here. They stole my catchphrase. Oh, no, oops, twas the other way round. In Scotland we would call such a garment "long johns" and old men would wear cream coloured ones under their trousers in winter. On the other hand, when I reach 95 years old and am finally released from childcare responsibilities and pay off whatever debt four children at college may one day run up for us, I do plan to learn to "go" a motorbike, so I reckon these would be ideal for under my leathers. I'll be warmer than jail toast.