Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Some Ogden Nash


Celery, raw
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.

What's the Use?

Sure, deck your lower limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance -
Have you seen yourself retreating?

A Word To Husbands

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

Reflections on Ice-Breaking

Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

Reflection on Babies

A bit of talcum
Is always walcum.

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