Did you know there is a "lazy bloggers' post generator"?
Here's what I came up with:
Goodness gracious, I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Seriously!.
I am distracted with only your readership as life preserver, selling my soul to Google, just generally being of great concern to my psychologist, my day drifts aimlessly from sun-up to well after sun-down. I am avoiding recapture. Can't they see I am blogging?
I probably I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Peace! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
Dead Man Walking
1 day ago