As I write, Him Indoors is trudging through the snow to tell any brave souls who turn up at church this morning that the services are cancelled. As well as snow we're having thunder and lightning. In November! I wish I'd never seen the film "The Day After Tomorrow"....
A story is in my head today that my dad told me years ago. There was once a minister in a rural parish who woke to see that there had been heavy snow. He at first assumed that no one would come but then decided (as Him Indoors has) that he should go to the church building just in case. His manse was next door to the church.
At the time the service was due to start, he looked out and saw that a solitary tractor was approaching driven by a local farmer.
"Well Jock", the minister said, "since it's just you and me, I think we'll cancel the service today".
"Oh now then, meenister, if I went out to feed the cattle and only one turned up I'd still hae to feed it".
The minister felt duly chastened and climbed into the pulpit and went ahead with the service - hymns, sermon, everything. At the end of the service, at the door, he said, "Was that all right for you, Jock?".
"Jings, meenister, if just one cow turned up I would hae to feed it but I wouldnae gie it the whale lot"!